Gave me a chuckle.

beard&bow

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A woman brought her lover home while her husband was at work. Her 9 year old came home and saw the man. The boy hid in the closet. Her husband came home early, and she shoved her lover in the closet, not knowing the boy was in there.

The boy said "it's dark in here."
Lover "Yep."
Boy "I have a baseball."
Lover "and?"
Boy "do you want to buy it?"
Lover "how much?"
Boy "$250"
Lover "No way!"
Boy "My dad's in the hallway."
Lover "Sold"

About a week later the same thing happened.
Boy "it's dark in here."
Lover "Yep"
Boy "I have a baseball glove."
Lover "how much?"
Boy "$750"
Lover "okay"

The next day the dad tells the boy to grab his ball and glove so they can go play catch. The son tells him he can't because he sold them. The dad asked how much and the boy said "$1000." The dad said " it's not right to take advantage of your friends like that. Get in the car. You're going to confession."

They go in and the boy gets in the confession booth.
Boy "it's dark in here."
Priest "Don't start that s***. You're in my closet now."
 
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