lasttombstone
Kinder, Gentler LTS
none of the stores or even the post office will take a $100 bill cause they can't make change.
You know you are in a small town when............
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specialk
Twelve Pointer
You need one of them thar debit cards....lol....cant believe the pizza joint aint got it.....
lasttombstone
Kinder, Gentler LTS
^LOL....... didn't go by there this morning cause I didn't need a pizza but they have a sign on the door "Cash only". They do have an ATM machine for those without cash though.
Well Big Daddy Warbucks...if you're passin out them benjamins, pass a few of em my way. 
lasttombstone
Kinder, Gentler LTS
Not that for sure, but hadn't been to the real town in some time and had run out so had to go dig up a Mason Jar for some spending money. It is starting to get really hard to remember where all those rocks are.
NCbowjunkie
Ten Pointer
NCbowjunkie
Ten Pointer
You know your town is small if ride through and blink you will miss it
NCbowjunkie
Ten Pointer
Really at one time we had a store a bank and the P.O. now no stores no bank and they moved the P.O. out of city limits still have a bank machine and 3 caution lights
specialk
Twelve Pointer
Oh lord, just make sure you stop digging before you get to that graveyard!!...and good luck!...lol....
Wv67
Ten Pointer
Sounds like a great place to be
BranDawgBAMF
Button Buck
This happened to me yesrerday...in a not-so-small town. Part of me wonders if they just decline hundos, so they don't have to deplete their "small" cash reserves.
Natebonebusta
Eight Pointer
Uncle Benjamin seems to be a close friend of yours Lee!!
lasttombstone
Kinder, Gentler LTS
^Most folks seem to think he is a relative. That was one I had held captive for a long time.
Mr.Gadget
Old Mossy Horns
They can not count that high.....?
lasttombstone
Kinder, Gentler LTS
Oh, it is. That wasn't a complaint, just a statement of fact. Can't think of a better place I would want to be and will hate to have to move someday.
MtnMan
Ten Pointer
What's a $100 dollar bill ?
Mr.Gadget
Old Mossy Horns
These
ellwoodjake
Twelve Pointer
Happened to me years ago in a small town in GA, after I filled my tank, When the clerk informed me that she couldn't accept it, I informed her that I couldn't pay her. She got on the phone with the owner and learned where the "stash" was.
Greg
Old Mossy Horns
… there is exactly ONE traffic light.
Better yet, my township has NO traffic lights.
Better yet, my township has NO traffic lights.
Bailey Boat
Twelve Pointer
The reason they encourage cash only is to force you to use the ATM from which they make a fee for every transaction. It's their "commission" for allowing the ATM owner to set the machine in their store. There's a reason for everything.....
Mr.Gadget
Old Mossy Horns
On a side note..... it is funny how the pump always tells you to go inside for receipt.
They hope you buy something when you walk inside.
Just flat pissing me off when you pay at pump then need to go I side.
They hope you buy something when you walk inside.
Just flat pissing me off when you pay at pump then need to go I side.
HotSoup
Old Mossy Horns
Had this happen once, bitched to my boss about it. Next time I got paid.....it was a brown paper sack. FULL OF $1 BILLS. Kept my mouth shut from there on.
I found a couple places of business on my trip to MO last week that actually knew how to count money back to the customer. That is very rare this day and time!
I think I would have requested rolls of quarters next time. Lets see just how much time and effort they are willing to put into being smartasses.
HotSoup
Old Mossy Horns
He let the bank do the work....at least it was bundled!
Hell, in my little town if you got a hundred dollar bill you don't need change, you need a bodyguard!
I'll bring my dogs by and help you find them.
A while back I was on a business trip in a small town in Missouri. My co-worker tried to give them a credit card and they said they didn't take them because they didn't get much "tourist traffic".
BamBam
Eight Pointer
..... when the officer puts you in his squad car and you ask” Am I going to jail?”.
“Nope,,, I’m taking you home,,,,,,,, to your daddy!!!”
My reply” Jail would be ok.”?
“Nope,,, I’m taking you home,,,,,,,, to your daddy!!!”
My reply” Jail would be ok.”?
red neck richie
Banned
3rd street is on the outskirts of town.