GUP
Eight Pointer
Just because you can doesn’t always mean you should.
Amen to that one sir."Once you get behind, you never catch up."
Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass. My father, Glen Haddock.
One of my Dad's favorites and most often employed.You can crap in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up faster.
In this life, at times there will be situations and circumstances that you don't like, don't agree with, make you angry, make you sad, and shake you to the core. Understand that they are just circumstances and situations and they too shall pass.
Not sure where that came from but been telling daughter that for 13 years. Nope it doesn’t work.You have 2 ears and one mouth.
Another on isIf a bullfrog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass, every time he hopped
I told a construction foreman that once. His reply was "Well, I wasn't over THAT job !!"Rome wasn't built in a day