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Twelve Pointer
Motor color says GM…..
appmtnhntr
Old Mossy Horns
How bad are you driving to get pulled over in a traffic stop by the dog catcher?
Don’t see that often.
Don’t see that often.
Duckmauler dhc
Old Mossy Horns
I went out to the building and fired up the lawn mower, backed it down the ramp and start mowing and felt something touch my leg and it kept going up my leg. I looked down a large black snake was making its way up my leg and almost into my shorts 
just glad it was the friendly type. I guess it had made itself a home on the deck of the mower somewhere out of sight. I picked it up and took it over to my son since he loves to see snakes then found it a new home in the front yard. That was a first.
just glad it was the friendly type. I guess it had made itself a home on the deck of the mower somewhere out of sight. I picked it up and took it over to my son since he loves to see snakes then found it a new home in the front yard. That was a first.Homebrewale
Old Mossy Horns
I'm going to sue this fan for $200 million in emotional distress for wasting courts time on this bs.
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/article/fan-seeking-100-million-damages-205603630.html
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/article/fan-seeking-100-million-damages-205603630.html
Homebrewale
Old Mossy Horns
mek: Deep Sport is the reason Sanders didn't get picked in the first round.
bwfarms
Old Mossy Horns
I went out to the building and fired up the lawn mower, backed it down the ramp and start mowing and felt something touch my leg and it kept going up my leg. I looked down a large black snake was making its way up my leg and almost into my shorts
Ought to be careful, story started to sound a bit like this one...
Homebrewale
Old Mossy Horns
You probably shook your head when you saw my lawn.
bwfarms
Old Mossy Horns
It was pretty though.
appmtnhntr
Old Mossy Horns
Checking out or grocery store. Had a couple beers. Needed age keyed in.
Girl comes up.
Her: “Birthday?”
Me: “xx/xx/87”
Her: kinda stammering “is that 1987?”
Me: “Ummm, yeah”
Girl comes up.
Her: “Birthday?”
Me: “xx/xx/87”
Her: kinda stammering “is that 1987?”
Me: “Ummm, yeah”
QBD2
Old Mossy Horns
Grampa (wife’s) turned 96 this week. Still lives on his own. 
Underhammer
Old Mossy Horns
Mother Nature putting on a helluva show right now, here....
Rubline
Twelve Pointer
I stopped by Ed'S Gun Shop in Vass today.
Been hearing about it for years and had the chance today to stop by.
They have a good selection of new and used guns and also ammo and accessories.
Knives too!
Been hearing about it for years and had the chance today to stop by.
They have a good selection of new and used guns and also ammo and accessories.
Knives too!
appmtnhntr
Old Mossy Horns
Sitting here at a rooftop pool on a 19th floor in Miami.
There’s about 25 adults in and around the pool including us.
Not a single visible tattoo in sight. If this was home in Asheville I’d bet 75% or more would be covered up.
Kinda funny.
There’s about 25 adults in and around the pool including us.
Not a single visible tattoo in sight. If this was home in Asheville I’d bet 75% or more would be covered up.
Kinda funny.
Eye candy
?
YanceyGreenhorn
Still Not a Moderator
I wish I was there to show off my Tesla tramp stamp
appmtnhntr
Old Mossy Horns
Dude even the ugly chicks down here are hot.Eye candy
Hell the hotel maids are even hot.
This place is wild as always.
YanceyGreenhorn
Still Not a Moderator
Miami…yeah that includes the 22 year olds prancing around with the 70 year old sugar daddies. I need to hurry up and get old and retire
Underhammer
Old Mossy Horns
But can they make a sandwich?
Clark
Ten Pointer
Don't forget the "must be rich" part....
YanceyGreenhorn
Still Not a Moderator
Listen man. You’re right, but I can portray being a rich guy long enough to…uh…never mind
BarSinister
Old Mossy Horns
You'd have to move fast as the longer it takes the more money it would cost. Kinda like the National Debt clock. Numbers'll keep rolling!
YanceyGreenhorn
Still Not a Moderator
I can shuck and jive with the best of em. But boy are they angry when the truth comes out!!!
Underhammer
Old Mossy Horns
Not supposed to be around for that
YanceyGreenhorn
Still Not a Moderator
Unfortunately I get too tired from all the shucking and jiving and get hemmed up
wl704
Twelve Pointer
You’d think a tesla tramp stamp would be a clue…
I tricked one once, she makes one hell of a sandwich and she is all mine.
appmtnhntr
Old Mossy Horns
Just casually following a delivery robot down the sidewalk.
the HWY 55 restaurant in Lenoir has one of those. They named it Rosie like the robot in the Jetsons.
