bwfarms
Old Mossy Horns
Fair point.
But who in their right mind would go shop with them when there's a lot better scenery?
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Fair point.
But who in their right mind would go shop with them when there's a lot better scenery?
People at work were "extra" today. Employees and customers. I wasn't sure if it was the time change or something to do with the moon. Had to look up if the moon was full. Full moon not till Friday, so who knows. The crazies are out!
Deerjager
Old Mossy Horns
My office today, Rosedale VA. Absolutely beautiful country. 29 deg here @ 6:45 am, according to the truck.
There is a small creek running behind me swift enough I can hear it when I am 20 ft from the generator. I walked down to the water, it was frigid.
There is a small creek running behind me swift enough I can hear it when I am 20 ft from the generator. I walked down to the water, it was frigid.
“J”
Twelve Pointer
Taxidermist called, he found a ..22 round in my bucks neck and jaw. Jaw had the starts of gangrene….. He saved the one bullet, it was intact with the rifling still on it. The one in the jaw was fragmented.
I hate poachers….
I hate poachers….
Deerjager
Old Mossy Horns
Saw this nice old Chevy in Travelers Rest SC yesterday am dropping off some waste fuel.
Underhammer
Old Mossy Horns
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello, is this Rodney?
(Rodney is the liberal that used to have this number a decade ago)
Me: No, this is not Rodney.
Caller: I represent a local investor and we are interested in the property at <address>, High Point, North Carolina.
Me: That is Rodney's address. But I am not Rodney. So, thank you, and have a nice d......
Caller: So that is not your property? Do you own any local properties you may be interested in selling?
Me: I have no local properties, so, thank you and have a ni.....
Caller: Well, do you have any properties in North Carolina you would be interested in selling?
Me: No, I love my property and would not be interested in selling, so, thank you and hav.....
Caller: Perhaps you have family or friends that would be interested in sell....
Me: Look, sweetheart. I am making a concerted effort to be a kinder and gentler me, and I would love for our interaction today to end in a pleasant manner. So either you interrupt me one more time and ask me a question, and in return, I drop the B bomb, the F bomb, and quite possibly the C bomb, along with a lewd inquiry about what it would take to shut you up, or, you thank me for my time, and I reply with a pleasing valediction. Your choice.
Caller: Thank you for your time.
Me: Thank you, and have a wonderful day...
Caller: Hello, is this Rodney?
(Rodney is the liberal that used to have this number a decade ago)
Me: No, this is not Rodney.
Caller: I represent a local investor and we are interested in the property at <address>, High Point, North Carolina.
Me: That is Rodney's address. But I am not Rodney. So, thank you, and have a nice d......
Caller: So that is not your property? Do you own any local properties you may be interested in selling?
Me: I have no local properties, so, thank you and have a ni.....
Caller: Well, do you have any properties in North Carolina you would be interested in selling?
Me: No, I love my property and would not be interested in selling, so, thank you and hav.....
Caller: Perhaps you have family or friends that would be interested in sell....
Me: Look, sweetheart. I am making a concerted effort to be a kinder and gentler me, and I would love for our interaction today to end in a pleasant manner. So either you interrupt me one more time and ask me a question, and in return, I drop the B bomb, the F bomb, and quite possibly the C bomb, along with a lewd inquiry about what it would take to shut you up, or, you thank me for my time, and I reply with a pleasing valediction. Your choice.
Caller: Thank you for your time.
Me: Thank you, and have a wonderful day...
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“J”
Twelve Pointer
Deerjager
Old Mossy Horns
Now I have seen some hinky, goober repair jobs, but this is an electric motor dead in the middle of a tank farm with 100K gallons of diesel, gas & kerosene. Makes you wonder what is holding the rest together.
Hunterreed
Twelve Pointer
That concrete looks wet like from a spill or leak. I guess those are sealed motors? I know diesel is not that flammable but concentrated fumes could be trouble
Hunterreed
Twelve Pointer
A lot of smoke in the air here in the neighborhood smelling like leaves burning. Thought it was my neighbor at first but it's smokey for a few miles. Maybe there is a prescribed burn somewhere
NCbowjunkie
Ten Pointer
Explosion proof. Them tie wraps will hold back the blast
Rescue44
Old Mossy Horns
One down...will return when safe and everyone has equal rights. Lol. TDS at it's finest. Maybe some others will follow.
www.foxnews.com
Rosie O'Donnell flees US after Trump win, won’t return until it's ’safe for all citizens to have equal rights’
Rosie O'Donnell confirmed this week that she and her daughter moved to Ireland in January, just five days before President Trump's inauguration.
www.foxnews.com
wl704
Twelve Pointer
Reminds me of a story I can vaguely remember. Some how in one of my dad's cars, one of the 2 bolts that held the Alternator shared...probably when we were on a hunting or fishing adventure. Without a proper tap, bolt or tool kit at hand, his solution was a rubber tie down from the Alternator over the fender to the wheel well...jenky you betcha...functional though.
Deerjager
Old Mossy Horns
I hope a lot leave!One down...will return when safe and everyone has equal rights. Lol. TDS at it's finest. Maybe some others will follow.
Rosie O'Donnell flees US after Trump win, won’t return until it's ’safe for all citizens to have equal rights’
Rosie O'Donnell confirmed this week that she and her daughter moved to Ireland in January, just five days before President Trump's inauguration.
appmtnhntr
Old Mossy Horns
Dang it’s gorgeous this evening. 70* calm and sunny.
Sitting here on the porch playing high stakes checkers with the wife, little girl is drawing, and the neighbors down the holler are letting freedom ring.
Sitting here on the porch playing high stakes checkers with the wife, little girl is drawing, and the neighbors down the holler are letting freedom ring.
HarryNC
Ten Pointer
Better than duct tape?
thandy
Ten Pointer
Duct tape can only improve the situation. It can catch the small shrapnel and leave the zip ties to do the brunt of the work.
Underhammer
Old Mossy Horns
late to the answer, but I believe Forestry was doing a prescribed burn at Morrow Mtn State Park.
DRS
Old Mossy Horns
Just wandering, if one partner in a gay couple transgenders are they still gay?
Underhammer
Old Mossy Horns
Wandering for a friend?
DRS
Old Mossy Horns
I think I'm safe never been with a women that was less than a 5 on the y axis of the Hot:Crazy Matrix. I'll gladly keep it that way.
DRS
Old Mossy Horns
....and I thought I was being gracious. LOLYour 5 may be a 2 on our scale.
Hunterreed
Twelve Pointer
Yeah a friend of mine works in Stanley co solved the riddle when I mentioned it. These pretty days that high air pressure building with the sun heating up stuff mid morning must have pushed that upper air level down with the smoke in here. After a light wind stirring it lifted and was gone in about 20 minutes.
Underhammer
Old Mossy Horns
For your use, the states wildfire viewer:
KennyZeDevilDog
Eight Pointer
I like the Internet because it means I can cherry pick which groups I can show you guys, making me look better than I am 
bwfarms
Old Mossy Horns
Still crooked....
KennyZeDevilDog
Eight Pointer
I rubbed some dirt on it. It'll be fine
wl704
Twelve Pointer
The shed just makes it look crooked...