fowlplay'n
Twelve Pointer
Was eating lunch at work today and an attractive lady walked by with a very nice figure and a coworker spoke up and said, “Boy!! She’s thick as an Alabama swamp possum.” Nearly spit out my drink.
Damn. He really messed up bad!He ought to have his d**k split and his legs run through it.
The way I heard that since I was a teenager was ...I always heard Idaho was where that well digger was located. I wonder which one was colder and if it was the same feller ?
Another one from Dad:
"He doesn't have the sense God gave a billy goat"