Let's ban frying pans, too

DBCooper

Old Mossy Horns
Contributor
When I got married my wife told me she had three cast iron frying pans.
A small one, medium and large one for my "mistakes." Told me I would "never" hit her but once.
She said I would have to close my eyes when I slept. Never forgot that, guess I've done OK as we've
been married 48 years, plus three years we were high school sweethearts.

Maybe people should sue the frying pan companies like Larry The Cable Guy says about spoons,
"they make people fat."
Wonder when the media will start referring to them as "assault frying pans?"

Screw the story ......

48 yrs?

That’s beautiful. Congratulations.
 
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