Laughter Is The Best Medicine


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Anyone else ever have a yankeefied friend or acquaintance try to make you a mater sammich with this crap on it? Got to be DUKE'S!

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Dude - hate to bust your yankee detesting bubble but that miracle whip bs is my “we’ve been North Carolinians since before 1700” wife’s favorite - she hates it that i prefer Duke’s


Old Mossy Horns
Here is the real deal....if you are down with Dukes....nothing else will full that void. You can taste it as soon as you touch it if it isn’t dukes.

Now what to do when there is no without....or Hellman’s can get you by. It’s not great, but I can swallow it.