Laughter Is The Best Medicine

wturkey01

Old Mossy Horns
Contributor
Good Luck Mr Gorsky. :p

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,
"THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.
BUT, JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY."
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGHT IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.
HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.


OVER THE YEARS, MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY, FLORIDA, WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26-YEAR-OLD QUESTION ABOUT MR.GORSKY AND
THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED BECAUSE HIS MR. GORSKY HAD JUST DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.
HERE IS THE ANSWER TO
"WHO WAS MR. GORSKY?":
IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN, HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD.
HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.
HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY.
AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY,
"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"
It broke the place up.

NEIL ARMSTRONG'S FAMILY CONFIRMED THAT
THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
 

wturkey01

Old Mossy Horns
Contributor
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby who was born with no ears.

Johnny and his mom went to visit and Johnny had strict instructions not to mention the ears. When looking at the baby Johnny said he has great skin and beautiful eyes.

He asked the new mother how his eyesight was?

She replied that he had great eyesight Johnny said that was good because if he needed glasses he would be in trouble.
 

wturkey01

Old Mossy Horns
Contributor
Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench reflecting on life.

One said to the other, "what do you want people to say about you when they view your casket"?

The other replied, "LOOK, he's moving"!! :eek:
 

MtnMan

Eight Pointer
Two beavers were arguing about what kind of tree they were chewing on. One beaver said it was a poplar and the other one said it was a beech. After arguing a while longer one beaver said , " Lets go get the woodpecker surely he can tell us if it is a poplar or a beech." A while later they came back with the woodpecker. The woodpecker pecked on the tree a while and stopped. One of the beavers ask, " Well is it a poplar or a beech? " The woodpecker said " I'll tell you right now , that's the best piece of ash I have ever stuck my pecker in. "
 
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