We had a newbie once that was dumber than a bag of hammers. He’d fall for ANYTHING. It almost got to the point where it wasn’t any fun to pull stuff on him. … almost.Lol. Board stretcher, sky hook, left handed spools of wire,a bucket for catching the sparks from someone welding or grinding , and many more.
The best one I came up with was when I was doing commercial landscaping. Had an unmotivated 18 year old kid that overslept every day and all that good stuff. He was notorious for spilling gas when fueling up equipment. The foreman always carried a notebook to keep track of stuff on these huge jobs. He'd always have a new backup one in the truck for when the current one was filled up. I told the kid that it was the “gas log” where you had to write down every time you spilled any fuel while filling up mowers, blowers, chain saws, weed eaters, etc. I gave him a 10 min tutorial on how to gauge how much gas was spilled based on the size of the drops or spill. Then told him he had to differentiate between regular and mix fuel. It was golden because he was writing it all in the book that the foreman hadn’t started using yet. Bout two months later the foreman goes for the new book. Starts flipping through the pages cussing and finally says “anyone wanna tell me WTF this is?????.” The kid chimes in super proud, thinking the foreman is testing him. “Yep that’s the gas log so the company knows how much fuel we’ve spilled. You don’t have to train me on it though. Chris already showed me what I needed to write.” Foreman just sighed and looked at me and said “F you buddy “ and threw the book in the floor
When i was 16, first job was at an Italian resturaunt. Cooks sent me to ger a pot of steam.
In my Army days, we sent the FNG to supply for: a box of grid squares, blackout matches and frequency grease for the radio's.
Back in the 90's newbies had damn "stress cards" didnt want to stress them out in basic and AIT to much.
So true. For the first week in the new house, I had so much admiration for the new throne. “Hot damn she can choke down one hell of a grunt burger no problem”
Damn them dudes are funny
My 12 year old daughter had a project to make an eye replica with items from kitchen and for the optic nerve she used some gum she found from my wife’s bachelorette party called dicklets that were shaped like penises ,she went to private Christian school,she got an a on the project and nobody noticed the penises until after it was graded sent home and they wanted her to bring it back to display in they’re art fair and we had to tell her why she couldn’t ,she was horrified and had to re do the optic nerve with macaroni …keep dicklets out of kids reach
Me eitherDamn them dudes are funny
I had never heard of them until today somehow
I woulda sent it back in!!!My 12 year old daughter had a project to make an eye replica with items from kitchen and for the optic nerve she used some gum she found from my wife’s bachelorette party called dicklets that were shaped like penises ,she went to private Christian school,she got an a on the project and nobody noticed the penises until after it was graded sent home and they wanted her to bring it back to display in they’re art fair and we had to tell her why she couldn’t ,she was horrified and had to re do the optic nerve with macaroni …keep dicklets out of kids reach
We had a newbie once that was dumber than a bag of hammers. He’d fall for ANYTHING. It almost got to the point where it wasn’t any fun to pull stuff on him. … almost.
The first week he started, on Friday afternoon, I sent him to let the air pressure off the tracks on the trackhoe. Told him that since it was gonna be sitting all weekend, it wasn’t good for it to have all that pressure on it. I gave him a core puller and told him to let about 40 lbs out of each valve stem, and to be sure to tighten the core back up. He takes the core puller and proceeds to spend an hour crawling all over and all up under that trackhoe, looking for valve stems. The foreman finally went over there and asked him “Just wtf are you trying to do boy?” He told him, and the foreman just said “Are you f’n stupid or something? Who tf told you to do that???” The boy points at me and the foreman said “Get your sorry ass in the truck!!! He’s f’n with you. I ain’t got time for this !!! It’s Beer Thirty on a Friday!!!”
The boy looks down at his feet and shuffles to the truck. Fast forward to the next Friday afternoon, the foreman asked him if he had let the pressure off the tracks in the trackhoe. The boy looks at him and says “No sir, I’ll do that right now.” Proceeds to spend the next 20 minutes looking for the valve stems. Foreman just shakes his head and says “That boy ain’t real sharp is he?”
This same boy was convinced by somebody, I have no clue who…. that squirting high temp grease on his wiper blades would make them last longer.