Laughter Is The Best Medicine
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bshobbs
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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
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I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.."I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting."
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hitman6397
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Higgins
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Best one today!
bshobbs
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I would have to check them out..[emoji3059]
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SomeHuntingGuy
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bshobbs
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2nd Calling
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Homebrewale
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Harry was experiencing some serious health issues and made an appointment to see the doctor.
Harry and his wife, Mildred, went to see the doctor.
After several tests the doctor asked them to go to the waiting room and wait for the results.
It was almost an hour when the doctor came out and asked to speak to Mildred alone.
The doctor said to Mildred - "Harry has some problems and the only thing that will save him is to get his heart rate up and have lots of wild exhausting sex."
When Mildred came out of the office and they were leaving for home, Harry asked what the doctor had told her. She said - "You're dying".
Harry and his wife, Mildred, went to see the doctor.
After several tests the doctor asked them to go to the waiting room and wait for the results.
It was almost an hour when the doctor came out and asked to speak to Mildred alone.
The doctor said to Mildred - "Harry has some problems and the only thing that will save him is to get his heart rate up and have lots of wild exhausting sex."
When Mildred came out of the office and they were leaving for home, Harry asked what the doctor had told her. She said - "You're dying".
wl704
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DC-DXT
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BarSinister
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wl704
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I swear that one in the back looks EXACTLY like my SIL.....
D1RICH1
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You know who you are...
Higgins
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bshobbs
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D1RICH1
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Crazy bernie might fight tomorrow!! He thinks UFC won't cheat him like the democratic primaries keeps doing.
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valetroutfisherman
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I have to take up for the Dr. That was a big distraction and it was blocking the arm.
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bshobbs
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Wv67
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LOL. I think that is Mitch
richard corn
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Gov of WVa
SomeHuntingGuy
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True story
On the Senate floor, Chuck Schumer just said that senators must decide if "Donald John Trump incited the erection, uh, insurrection..."
Well, it WAS an uprising!
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On the Senate floor, Chuck Schumer just said that senators must decide if "Donald John Trump incited the erection, uh, insurrection..."
Well, it WAS an uprising!
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Wv67
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Ol turtle believe Kentucky