Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Eric Revo

Old Mossy Horns
Contributor
A married woman entered a Pharmacy, walked to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy FAST HUMAN POISON."
The Pharmacist asked, "Why? What for?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The Pharmacist shouted, "Lord have mercy. It's against the law!! It's a sin."
"Absolutely not", shouted the lady. She reached into her bag and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and screamed, "Why didn't you tell me you have a Prescription?"
 

Homebrewale

Old Mossy Horns
Bob gets a text message from his next door neighbor. It says:

I have to apologize. I’ve been helping myself to your wife for the last three months, and I feel so guilty about it. I don’t get it at home, so I’ve been grabbing a little day and night when you’re not around. Now I feel so guilty I just have to confess and apologize and tell you I’ll stop and it won’t happen again.

Bob is gobsmacked, until a minute later another text comes in:

“Damn spellcheck. I meant wi-fi.”
 
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