Was it a hairy beaver ?An 85 year old man is having his annual physical. The Doctor is asking him how he's feeling.
The old man says, "I've got an 23 year old bride who's pregnant with my child..what do you think
The doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story.
I knew a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.
But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front
of him! He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle..BAM!!
The beaver drops dead in front of him."
The old man says, "That's impossible..someone else must have shot the beaver."
The Doctor says, "My point exactly!"
Be careful of those thermal cameras..they tell tales.[/QUOTE
I can tell he's old.....no manifold pressure......but at least he's not peeing on his feet.....