Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Rescue44

Twelve Pointer
I remember around 10 to 12, at a friend's house, he showed me some magazines between the mattress and box springs. There was also a rather very large toy there, too. Every time I see his mom I think about it. I know I know, she is in her 80's now. Lol
 

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Homebrewale

Old Mossy Horns
An 85 year old man is having his annual physical. The Doctor is asking him how he's feeling.

The old man says, "I've got an 23 year old bride who's pregnant with my child..what do you think
about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story.
I knew a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.
But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front
of him! He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle..BAM!!
The beaver drops dead in front of him."

The old man says, "That's impossible..someone else must have shot the beaver."
The Doctor says, "My point exactly!"
 

MtnMan

Eight Pointer
An 85 year old man is having his annual physical. The Doctor is asking him how he's feeling.

The old man says, "I've got an 23 year old bride who's pregnant with my child..what do you think
about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, and then says, "Well, let me tell you a story.
I knew a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season.
But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.
So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some brush in front
of him! He raises his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle..BAM!!
The beaver drops dead in front of him."

The old man says, "That's impossible..someone else must have shot the beaver."
The Doctor says, "My point exactly!"
Was it a hairy beaver ?
 

Homebrewale

Old Mossy Horns
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.

One of the guys says to his buddy: "You look tired."
His friend says: "Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I do it all the time.
She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. I just don't know what to do."

An older fellow sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her.
That'll put a stop to it.".
 
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