Laughter Is The Best Medicine

wturkey01

Twelve Pointer
Contributor
#19
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between
A girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between
A boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.