Laughter Is The Best Medicine

wturkey01

Old Mossy Horns
Contributor
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between
A girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between
A boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
 

wturkey01

Old Mossy Horns
Contributor
I just had a good LOL.

Was watching an old episode of Gunsmoke filmed in 1957!! It was supposed to be -20 degrees out there on the prairie and 2 houseflies landed on Dillion's heavy wool coat!! :eek:
 
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