My wife just recently started sexting. Today she sent me a picture of her huha with the caption " You want some of this when you get home?" I replied " No thanks, but since you're there; could you pick me up a Beef-n-cheddar combo?"
A woman on death row, on the eve of her execution, was visited by the Warden. He told her, "Well tomorrow's your big day. The law says, you can have anything you want for your last meal. So what's it gonna be?" She replied, " I don't know, What do you want?"