Don't mess with the monkey...

[Underhammer]

Truckload of 'aggressive' research monkeys escape after truck crash in Mississippi; 1 still on the loose​

The primates were carrying hepatitis C, herpes, COVID in Jasper County​

Truckload of 'aggressive' research monkeys escape after truck crash in Mississippi; 3 still on the loose

A truck carrying research monkeys from Tulane University crashed on a Mississippi highway near Heidelberg in Jasper County, releasing the "aggressive" primates into a community.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Underhammer]

A monkey with Hep, herpes and COVID.

Sounds like one of @Duckmauler dhc's patients....

 

[Duckmauler dhc]

I was literally just reading about this before logging on here. I bet there are truck loads of monkeys all over Mississippi that have all 3 of those illnesses lol

 

[spinnerbaitor48]

Just goes to show ya, you can't trust a monkey!

 

[Underhammer]

I was literally just reading about this before logging on here. I bet there are truck loads of monkeys all over Mississippi Davidson County with all 3 of those illnesses lol

 

[Duckmauler dhc]

This thread got me to thinking about this

 

[Rescue44]

Hate they were killed. Probably had kin around where my dad's farm is.

 

[v8stang289]

Hate they were killed. Probably had kin around where my dad's farm is.

The monkeys might be an improvement

 

[bigten]

When I saw the first report on this I just had to wonder exactly WHO in the world thought that transporting test creatures injected with known bad infections/diseases would be a good idea? They were in a dang lab where the testing was supposedly being done! Why would moving them to another lab be necessary?
Seems like such a bad decision.

 

[BuzzCut]

What's the Non-Res license and a Monkey Tag fee for Mississippi??

 

[Underhammer]

What's the Non-Res license and a Monkey Tag fee for Mississippi??

to tag a herpes monkey all you need is a pint and a cheeseburger

 

[HotSoup]

I'd rather take care of a barrel full of monkeys rather than some of these folks I deal with

 

[Ol Copper]

I'd rather take care of a barrel full of monkeys rather than some of these folks I deal with

No truer words have ever been spoken

 

[v8stang289]

‘What any other mother would do’: Woman kills escaped monkey fearing for her children’s safety

One of the monkeys that escaped last week after a truck overturned on a Mississippi roadway was shot and killed early Sunday by a woman who says she feared for the safety of her children.

www.witn.com

 

[Underhammer]

‘What any other mother would do’: Woman kills escaped monkey fearing for her children’s safety

One of the monkeys that escaped last week after a truck overturned on a Mississippi roadway was shot and killed early Sunday by a woman who says she feared for the safety of her children.

www.witn.com

Idle curiosity, but I wonder what she used....

 

[v8stang289]

Idle curiosity, but I wonder what she used....

I'm curious as well.
Due to the described actions of the monkey, I'm wondering if it was a 22.

 

[Underhammer]

I'm curious as well.
Due to the described actions of the monkey, I'm wondering if it was a 22.

22 mag is minimum acceptable monkey caliber...

 

[woodmoose]

22 mag is minimum acceptable monkey caliber...

With modern bullet construction those old minimums are no longer valid,,,,,,,,,,

 

[DaddyRat]

Cup and core, bonded or monolithic? Was there a pass through?

 

[Underhammer]

With modern bullet construction those old minimums are no longer valid,,,,,,,,,,

I'ma just buy a new gun for clap infected monkey season.

 

[Uwharrieman]

Truckload of 'aggressive' research monkeys escape after truck crash in Mississippi; 1 still on the loose​

The primates were carrying hepatitis C, herpes, COVID in Jasper County​

Truckload of 'aggressive' research monkeys escape after truck crash in Mississippi; 3 still on the loose

A truck carrying research monkeys from Tulane University crashed on a Mississippi highway near Heidelberg in Jasper County, releasing the "aggressive" primates into a community.

www.foxnews.com

What could go wrong?

 

[Bailey Boat]

Try finding a taxidermist!!!