Brian, I'm gonna use your story in teaching my sunday school class. The lesson is out of Proverbs. It is entitled, "Curb Your Speach". I think it will fit very nicely with the lesson!
That is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. The part about the Bluetooth piping in your conversation over her vehicle's sound system is what puts this story completely over the top. I'll bet she was fuming when she figured out what was going on. Thanks for sharing that.....it made my day. I feel compelled to offer you a couch to sleep on, should the need arise.
Tip: I refer to Putt's post. I don't think you ever get to old to NOT notice the menu items. LOL.
Brian: In out counseling session last June while fishing I warned you that one day you to would become a "dirty old man". I bet you have been referred to as that about now. LOL. Sure hope you have a large dog house. Prayers sent up for you. LOL.