2024 Darwin award top contender


Four Pointer
Ahhhh yes.... the mathematics of the curve assumes a static gradient. Since life doesn't play out in theoretical values, sometimes a simple 6 or 8 mess around turns into a 10 FO rather quickly. Suddenly life goes exponential in a hurry!
There were probably compounding factors as well:
Vacation brain + alcohol + fireworks + desire to impress fellow drunks