2024 Darwin award top contender

[DBCooper]

I wonder how life insurance handles a claim like that one?

What are the actual chances someone that stupid was responsible enough to have life insurance?

 

[Underhammer]

What are the actual chances someone that stupid was responsible enough to have life insurance?

If his wife was rolling the dice, she opened the policy...

 

[DBCooper]

If his wife was rolling the dice, she opened the policy...

What are the actual chances someone stupid enough to marry someone that stupid....was responsible enough to have life insurance on him?

 

[DC-DXT]

That's definitely going out with a bang.

 

[ellwoodjake]

I wonder how life insurance handles a claim like that one?

I'm sure there's an "out" in the policy somewhere

 

[JayR]

Ahhhh yes.... the mathematics of the curve assumes a static gradient. Since life doesn't play out in theoretical values, sometimes a simple 6 or 8 mess around turns into a 10 FO rather quickly. Suddenly life goes exponential in a hurry!

There were probably compounding factors as well:
Vacation brain + alcohol + fireworks + desire to impress fellow drunks