I used to work with a guy named "Gary"........he was from so far back in the mountains that Monday didn't get there until Tuesday!! Anyhow, he could come up with some comments that just defied logic!
One day we were talking about lawnmowers and he told me to buy a Roof Mower. Now, I'd never heard of them so I asked him to tell me more. After expounding on all the great things about a Roof, he said "they'll last you a lifetime"!?
I asked how he knew so much about them and he replied, "I ought to know about them.......I've owned 2 of 'em"!
One day we were talking about lawnmowers and he told me to buy a Roof Mower. Now, I'd never heard of them so I asked him to tell me more. After expounding on all the great things about a Roof, he said "they'll last you a lifetime"!?
I asked how he knew so much about them and he replied, "I ought to know about them.......I've owned 2 of 'em"!