Laughter Is The Best Medicine

surveyor

Old Mossy Horns
I just hope @longrifle doesn't post a pic of the harness you'd have to wear after taking up the 6.5 Creedmoor.....

*skeerd* :skeerd::skeerd:

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Longrifle

Old Mossy Horns
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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a Kleenex, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before.
The man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that when you sneeze you shudder violently. Are you Okay?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, but I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was embarrassed but still curious.
"I have never heard of that condition before, are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Yes, pepper."
 
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